NCC Canteen ---- A Cigaretterians Abode.

“Do they serve smoked continental food HERE???”

Eyes popping out, my friend stared at me in disbelief.

“Errrrrr……smoked food, yes they do serve that, but whether it’s CONTINENTAL or not is up to you to taste by yourself and decide,” I replied. A narrow set of steps, leading to a smoke filled cellar resembling the dungeons of most villains in Bollywood of the “Amitabh Bachhan era.”

Welcome to the NCC Canteen, Pune.

NCC Canteen—one of those irreplaceable spots in the city where no matter what you buy at any point of the day, you are sure to be awarded smoke for free. ABSOLUTELY FREE!!! Whether the food smells good or not, you definitely have the inevitable option of cigarette smoke to liven up your nostril buds, as well.

At NCC, it is a real heartening site for any “puffer” to witness so many patrons of the so called “KILLER ROLLS” or Cigarettes. Speaking from a marketer’s point of view, it is the ever growing demand of these KILLER ROLLS which is the USP of the NCC Canteen. And if any of you seem frightened of the statement that “passive smoking kills faster”, then chuck away your fears, and have a look at Chandu, the man in demand in NCC, especially among the female population.

The rate at which cigarette smoke invades him every day, according to all scientific calculations he would not have survived more than 36 hours. But the super cool dude is fit like a fiddle, with years to go, God wiling.

Finally, at the end of the day, a prayer, a silent one that too. If ever we, the men and women of SIBM get to be a part of the Lavale environment, let there be space enough for an NCC Canteen as well.