Da Macha

It was like a bolt from the sky. This is treason. The scientists sitting in the International Astronomical Union have demoted Pluto to a dwarf status.

This has created widespread unrest among the general public. "This is casteism and planetary racial discrimination," roared Jayalalitha. People were confused. "Will Pluto be forced to change its orbit?" wondered some. "Isn’t it step motherly treatment? Will it be allowed to revolve around the Sun any longer? Would Pluto move to some other solar system after the shoddy treatment meted out here? If it decides to move to some other solar system, won’t this demotion reflect badly on its Resume? "

S. Chand publishers instead suggested that when all the planets are selfishly revolving around the Sun, our own Chand (Moon) is obediently revolving around our own earth. Therefore, it should be given a special planet status.

Astrologers were utterly butterly deliciously worried. Having relied on the glorious past of ancient India for so long, having claimed that astrology is too sacred to be fiddled with, to hide their own incompetence in making any advancement in Astrology now they are confused about the future of astrology without Pluto.

The movie ‘stars’ in the film industry was scared. If this is the treatment meted out our fellow planet Pluto, what about the distant stars in the Universe? "Indian Movie Planet Shah Rukh Khan arrives in New York." proclaimed a movie magazine. Superstar Rajnikanth hurriedly changed his title to Super Planet Rajnikanth.

Young De Basanti stormed the International Astronomical Union. They went on air and announced, "We will never forget what we learnt in school. Save Pluto. Mera Pluto Mahaan. Jai Pluto. Hamare Pluto ki Jai. Pluto here we come to save you.” The NASA Scientists tied these dudes to the Atlantis space shuttle and sent them to outer space. They were released in space. The astronaut kicked them out of the Space station and yelled, "Now you suckers, Go and save Pluto." As they floated in Space, Aamir Khan and Co held each other, tried to form a solid spherical shape, and pushed themselves in an orbit so that they can at least get the status of a planet as defined.

Our Hero Pluto was rolling in orbit laughing and said "How does all this matter to me anyway you jackasses out there on Earth. My right as a Planet is not yours to give" and continued to interfere with Neptune's Orbit ever after...........