The twin pressures - Gurpreet Singh

When I joined SIBM I never guessed that what I would get from SIBM will be more than I had expected. Though the placements are still far off, what this institute has given me is what I have always wanted without working hard. Infact, the institute has taken something from me… a part of my body has burned off in SIBM.

Wait wait you dirty minds…what I am talking about is the extra flesh around my waist which I have got rid of here in just one month…I had worked extremely hard during my job(on my computer) to increase my waist line and was given a handsome salary also so that I could have more beer on weekends and increase it further…

Now let me explain how the weight loss process starts at SIBM…
You have to work really hard for it…

Be awake till 2 or 3 in the night and don’t let others sleep too and woke up JIT so that you enter the class along with Suhaas. This will make you do brisk walk for atleast a kilometer with a laptop bag and an odd copy or book which amount to 4 kgs atleast.

Then you have to climb to the second floor on a staircase where the height of each stair is especially designed to put the right pressure along your waist. Now if you have developed pressure somewhere else too…then you would have to climb two more floors up for relieving it as the one on your floor is under repairs…after climbing to the fourth floor you would definitely be thirsty…so climb half a floor more from there to quench your thirst and climb down two floors ( all the above exercise is done without having your breakfast) and after one hour you would have the twin pressures, one acting below ur waistline and the second one along the waistline when you start climbing...

You can see the results within a week…much faster than the Asian Sky Shop’s Sauna Belts…please try it…

Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any humiliation caused due to the pressure going above threshold values…”Har aadmi apne saaman ka khudd zimmevaar hai”

~Gurpreet Singh