We know what you did last summers - Macha, Rahul n Richa
DISCLAIMER
All the characters mentioned in this article are totally intentional. If they resemble anyone alive, dead, or as good as dead, we are not at all sorry. You have the complete authority to beat up all the characters except the Editor and the Writers after the entire article is read over again and again and again (if you are thick skinned enough). Any disputes will be under the Jurisdiction of Chief Justice
Hon. Aditya Rajaraman and the Bench consisting of Da Macha, Rahul Pillai and Richa
Ex-residents of National Institute of Mental Health and Neuro Sciences (NIMHANS), Bangalore- 560 420.
September, 2005.
Location: Room No.4
“There is something wrong with your batch!! Am disgusted and disheartened”, said Mr. S. Bose.
“Eh, whats his problem man!! I was late by a minute and he refused to take my application. This is too much”- Nirbana Basu.
“Am a chain-smoker. They are not even allowing me out. There is something seriously wrong with the senior batch”, cried Vina-Yagga.
“Guys, I have made up my mind. Whenever a company comes up with a Blank, I am not going to apply for it”, said Lux.
“Guys, shut up. This is not done. We are trying so hard for you guys summers’. None of you have gone and asked any of the seniors about their Summers’ last time. The companies on campus are not at all happy with the response and are giving a bad feed-back.”
And soon the summers began after a ro-ck-in-g summer placement. High hopes, excitement, anxiety and a huge amount of testosterone…..oops, not testosterone, adrenalin in the blood, the young blood left for their destination. Mission: Summers.
Now, we tell you what you did last summers.
MadTeam really missed the opportunity to view Nirbana traveling on top of a train. Probably, he must have read “My Experiments with Truth” by Mahatma Gandhi too much. And for places where he found he had Naxalites to give him company, he hid himself under the blanket, to avoid being shot.
A few even had the luck of working for the graveyard shifts. And Ms. Dewan was one of those lucky few. To add to the fun, the lady had someone to follow her from the company campus back to her residence the entire 2 months, only to come back and complain to the PAT that they should blacklist the company itself.
The summers for our very own Mr. X-tra C was like being on a date with Angelina Jolie – it was just for 5 mins, but left a hangover for over 2 months. Though fortunate enough to get an International project guide, he met him for just 5 mins, and appraised him of all his activities till date v.i.z Orkutting(no need to mention), learning flash, sending hate mails etc etc etc,….
The stories don’t stop here. But the MadTeam is in constraint of both time and space, for which we don’t beg anyone’s pardon.
September, 2006.
Location: Room No. 4
“There is something seriously wrong with your batch. Even I am a chain smoker. I haven’t gone out myself for a smoke. Why should I let you out??? Are u special to me?” cried Vina-Yagga.
“Guys, if u don’t submit the resume in 2 mins, we won’t take your resumes. This is serious guys, don’t laugh. What is so funny??” shouted Nirbana.
“Guys, I assume that when a company expects you to fill in a blank, you don’t take it seriously. This is not done” – Lux.
On a serious note...
Whoever said that “Life is nothing but Running in Circles” truly deserves a PAT on his back. Nothing exemplifies it better than Summers 06. Thanks to the amazing effort put in by PAT and the rest of the seniors, it appears a shining summers for the junior batch so far. And we sincerely hope and believe it just carries on.
As they prove it time and again that the PAT is worth all the praise it gets, we sincerely maintain that this work will not stop with them but instead be passed on as a legacy to the unseen future batches to come. To be inspired.
All the characters mentioned in this article are totally intentional. If they resemble anyone alive, dead, or as good as dead, we are not at all sorry. You have the complete authority to beat up all the characters except the Editor and the Writers after the entire article is read over again and again and again (if you are thick skinned enough). Any disputes will be under the Jurisdiction of Chief Justice
Hon. Aditya Rajaraman and the Bench consisting of Da Macha, Rahul Pillai and Richa
Ex-residents of National Institute of Mental Health and Neuro Sciences (NIMHANS), Bangalore- 560 420.
September, 2005.
Location: Room No.4
“There is something wrong with your batch!! Am disgusted and disheartened”, said Mr. S. Bose.
“Eh, whats his problem man!! I was late by a minute and he refused to take my application. This is too much”- Nirbana Basu.
“Am a chain-smoker. They are not even allowing me out. There is something seriously wrong with the senior batch”, cried Vina-Yagga.
“Guys, I have made up my mind. Whenever a company comes up with a Blank, I am not going to apply for it”, said Lux.
“Guys, shut up. This is not done. We are trying so hard for you guys summers’. None of you have gone and asked any of the seniors about their Summers’ last time. The companies on campus are not at all happy with the response and are giving a bad feed-back.”
And soon the summers began after a ro-ck-in-g summer placement. High hopes, excitement, anxiety and a huge amount of testosterone…..oops, not testosterone, adrenalin in the blood, the young blood left for their destination. Mission: Summers.
Now, we tell you what you did last summers.
MadTeam really missed the opportunity to view Nirbana traveling on top of a train. Probably, he must have read “My Experiments with Truth” by Mahatma Gandhi too much. And for places where he found he had Naxalites to give him company, he hid himself under the blanket, to avoid being shot.
A few even had the luck of working for the graveyard shifts. And Ms. Dewan was one of those lucky few. To add to the fun, the lady had someone to follow her from the company campus back to her residence the entire 2 months, only to come back and complain to the PAT that they should blacklist the company itself.
The summers for our very own Mr. X-tra C was like being on a date with Angelina Jolie – it was just for 5 mins, but left a hangover for over 2 months. Though fortunate enough to get an International project guide, he met him for just 5 mins, and appraised him of all his activities till date v.i.z Orkutting(no need to mention), learning flash, sending hate mails etc etc etc,….
The stories don’t stop here. But the MadTeam is in constraint of both time and space, for which we don’t beg anyone’s pardon.
September, 2006.
Location: Room No. 4
“There is something seriously wrong with your batch. Even I am a chain smoker. I haven’t gone out myself for a smoke. Why should I let you out??? Are u special to me?” cried Vina-Yagga.
“Guys, if u don’t submit the resume in 2 mins, we won’t take your resumes. This is serious guys, don’t laugh. What is so funny??” shouted Nirbana.
“Guys, I assume that when a company expects you to fill in a blank, you don’t take it seriously. This is not done” – Lux.
On a serious note...
Whoever said that “Life is nothing but Running in Circles” truly deserves a PAT on his back. Nothing exemplifies it better than Summers 06. Thanks to the amazing effort put in by PAT and the rest of the seniors, it appears a shining summers for the junior batch so far. And we sincerely hope and believe it just carries on.
As they prove it time and again that the PAT is worth all the praise it gets, we sincerely maintain that this work will not stop with them but instead be passed on as a legacy to the unseen future batches to come. To be inspired.
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