Tyranny of the early risers - Da Macha

Its time guys! We have been called lazy, unproductive, lacking in ambition and so on all through our life. Its time to fight back. WE ARE THE LATE RISERS!!!.

We wake up late. But is it a sin to have our quiet morning sleep and coffee, to read my newspaper or just lie on our beds and ease into the day gently and peacefully.

Lets put it this way. Its the early risers who have a problem.

Scientists have long known that early risers have genetic disorder leading to physiological difference leading to psychlogical disorders with symptoms like high attendance, nerdiness etc.,

With high cortisol levels in the blood, giving the person a false sense of happiness on getting up early.


This early rising disorder is called 'psychopyhsiomorningproblemosis' disorder. We think we can help you.


There are 100s of interesting, 'fun' and productive stuff that could be done from 10 PM to 2 AM but can you tell me one interesting thing that you could do waking up early at 6 AM unless you are into early morning eloping.


An individual's preference for early/late rising is as genetic as eye or hair colour. We all live better if one's existence is not constantly dictated by an alarm clock.


~Da Macha